Succulents
Low water, high light, and the art of neglect.
The art of neglect
Succulents want to be forgotten. Water deeply, then leave them alone until the soil is bone dry — two weeks is normal.
Care card
light full sun, 6+ hours water every 14 days, soak + dry soil gritty cactus mix bonus they tell you when thirsty (wrinkled leaves)
Watch for
Mushy, translucent leaves are rot from overwatering. Stretched-out spacing means it's reaching for light.